
this is absolutely the best thing I’ve seen all day
so far i’ve only read the first two menu items and i’m already crying with laughter
The “Hobo Lobo Bordello Slam Jam” Appetizer (49.95)
We take 38oz of super-saddened, Cheez-gutted wold meat, lambast it with honey pickle wasabi and pile drive it into an Ed Hardy-designed bucket. Sprayed with Axe and finished with a demiglaze of thick and funky Mushroom Dribblins
“Ranch hose optional, but recommended.”
greatest of all time
time well spent
holy fucking shit